(It rhymes with “Smariana Schmande,” if you’re really having a hard time.) Yes, Glee was just one big orgy. She says the cast had “the sex drive of bunnies and the bed-hopping skills of a polygamist cult.” Rivera writes that they would party a lot at Kevin Mc Hale and Jenna Ushkowitz’s house, which they nicknamed “the Love Nest” after a tabloid rumor called it that.She doesn’t give too many details, though, writing, “What happens at the Love Nest stays at the Love Nest.” She does recall one moment at Mc Hale’s birthday when she and Cory Monteith were sharing an American Spirit cigarette and he asked her, “How come, out of everybody here, you and I have never hooked up? ” Then she says that she “pecked” him, and it never came up again.
Rivera’s first kiss was with Tahj Mowry (yes, the little brother of Tia and Tamera! They met on a print shoot when they were 4, and their moms became friends.
They were on-again-off-again for a while before he ended things because “he needed to date someone more on his financial level,” she writes. We’re still friends.” Mark Salling was a hot dumpster fire from the beginning.
“I was starting to see that the realities of a relationship just weren’t sexy to a rapper who wanted to have his cake and not just eat it too but spread frosting all over the place. Guess what little girl is sitting cross-legged on the couch listening to music?
C’mon, people, I’m not going to tell you, but you can guess because it’s not that hard!
Then there’s some heavy innuendo that she hooked up with Chord Overstreet when he joined the cast for season two.
Here’s how she describes the scene: Any time a new person was added to the show, it was like fresh meat being dropped into a piranha tank.
I was crying and kept coming in and out of the room as I went out into the hallway to make phone calls, and he never got out of bed or even so much as sat up and turned on the light. And that time she saw little Ariana Grande in Big Sean’s house.
After the two got engaged after just six months of dating, she says that Sean became completely unresponsive. )” Then when he was avoiding her, she went to his house, only to find someone on his couch.
“I have better things to write about,” Rivera writes.
“I don’t hate Lea, and I never have.” But she thinks their relationship soured once she moved out of the background.
I shook Sean awake and told him that Cory had just died.